Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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