I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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