neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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