Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
In other news, I just burned my penis
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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