Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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