don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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