Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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