I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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