i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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