she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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