i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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