Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Randomize
