Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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