Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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