we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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