Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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