Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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