when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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