Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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