I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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