yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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