They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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