dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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