You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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