i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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