she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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