so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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