I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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