I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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