dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do plants get herpes?
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