He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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