Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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