If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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