love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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