How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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