Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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