Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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