So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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