Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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