Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
