I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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