im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
