dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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