This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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