you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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