what if every blade of grass was a penis?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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