I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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