OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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