I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
