I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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