the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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